Paper To Wrap Your Shit Presents
Have you ever cut corners buying presents for someone? Did you buy a gift that was inappropriate, too cheap, malfunctioning, without batteries or just vastly below the recipient’s expectations? Well be embarrassed no more with our exclusive “this is a shitty present” statement gift-wrap (3x sheets) and own your below-par turd-like-gifts in style. Because gifts should do what they say on the tin - especially if they are terrible gifts that belong in the bin.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
Have you ever cut corners buying presents for someone? Did you buy a gift that was inappropriate, too cheap, malfunctioning, without batteries or just vastly below the recipient’s expectations? Well be embarrassed no more with our exclusive “this is a shitty present” statement gift-wrap (3x sheets) and own your below-par turd-like-gifts in style. Because gifts should do what they say on the tin - especially if they are terrible gifts that belong in the bin.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
Have you ever cut corners buying presents for someone? Did you buy a gift that was inappropriate, too cheap, malfunctioning, without batteries or just vastly below the recipient’s expectations? Well be embarrassed no more with our exclusive “this is a shitty present” statement gift-wrap (3x sheets) and own your below-par turd-like-gifts in style. Because gifts should do what they say on the tin - especially if they are terrible gifts that belong in the bin.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
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Size: 28.75″ × 19.75″ (73 × 50.2 cm)
Thickness: 70# uncoated text
Printing on one side
White reverse side
A set of 3 large sheets
Matte finish
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Estimated delivery time to the US is 5-9 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK is 14-15 business days.
To our friends outside the US, this product can take between 15-25 business days to arrive. It’s a mystery to us why it takes so long, but we imagine the people at the fulfilment centre are taking a lot of snack breaks in between the printing and packaging of it, which Assistant To The Assistant Helen McLaughlin wholeheartedly supports. If you buy this product, we salute your brave choice. Because it is a choice of patience and dedication to the Who Shat cause. You’ll be pleased to know that our wrapping paper is awesome and worth the wait.
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Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.