Confession Extracting Eye Test Poster*
Our exclusive confession extracting poster is a seamless way to get a confession in just 3 simple steps:
Buy poster
Put poster on wall
Pretend to be an optician and ask guilty person to read out the letters while secretly recording them
This exact poster was used to trick a potential suspect in Season 1, Episode 5 of Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?.
* confessions elicited from this poster do not yet stand up in court.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
Our exclusive confession extracting poster is a seamless way to get a confession in just 3 simple steps:
Buy poster
Put poster on wall
Pretend to be an optician and ask guilty person to read out the letters while secretly recording them
This exact poster was used to trick a potential suspect in Season 1, Episode 5 of Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?.
* confessions elicited from this poster do not yet stand up in court.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
Our exclusive confession extracting poster is a seamless way to get a confession in just 3 simple steps:
Buy poster
Put poster on wall
Pretend to be an optician and ask guilty person to read out the letters while secretly recording them
This exact poster was used to trick a potential suspect in Season 1, Episode 5 of Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?.
* confessions elicited from this poster do not yet stand up in court.
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
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12” x 18”
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
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Estimated delivery time to the US is 5-8 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK, Germany, Netherlands, France, Sweden and Ireland is 5-6 business days.
Estimated delivery to our peeps in Canada, Australia and New Zealand can take up to 21 business days. which we think is a perfect amount of time to solve a non-crime crime. So why not take on a case, and if you have not solved it by the time our poster arrives, then the poster can help you to get that confession you so desperately need. Alternatively you can buy another poster as soon as the first one arrives as that would buy you more time to crack the case.
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Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.